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RN Series starts Thursday

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My RN series ‘Funemployed’ airs each Thursday from 10:30am. Episode One is Sell Yourself and featured interviews with Lawrence Mooney, Lally Katz & John Clarke. Each episode will feature a new Bedroom Philosopher song. This week it’s “I’m Selling Myself.” I’ll be on Triple R Wednesday from 1pm and Double J Thursday from 12:30pm speaking about such things.

 

News (27/1/15)

  • My radio series ‘Funemployed’ will air on RN’s Books & Arts Daily from Feb 5. Each episode will contain one brand new Bedroom Philosopher song, to be compiled on a forthcoming album ‘Funemployed LP’ to be released Mar 20 through MGM.
  • Dear Amanda Palmer has given Funemployed a thorough plugging on her blog. “Perfect for artists who have been at it for years and want to read the story of someone who’s telling it like it fucking is.”
  • Crazy Bastards has been remembered through a series of recently published stills.
  • Funemployed was featured in Melbourne Writers Festival director Lisa Dempster’s Top 10 of the year. (Grug and the 3-D Printer narrowly missing out).
  • Godspeed Stella Young. I was heartened to meet her and learn she was a fan. I was fortunate to have a few pow-wows in passing and interview her for my series. I attended her memorial and was bemused that every time the word ‘crip’ was mentioned the teletext person misinterpreted it. They had ‘quip’, then ‘crypt’, and even ‘crib.’ I couldn’t tell if it was accidental or a conspiracy to omit Stella’s controversial empowerment term from the public realm. “You know what special is? Another word for sh*t.”
  • Why not peruse the current mailout, subscribe and have it delivered as soon as it leaves the house.

NEWS (3/11/14)

  • Funemployed has almost sold out of its print run. What a gift for Christmas. You can get limited copies via the BP SHOP. Buy in November and get a FREE EP DOWNLOAD. Plus I’ll personalise it to whomever you like. (The shop has expanded to include hoodies, shirts and EPs not previously available. Plus the cack batalogue is now available via Bandcamp.)
  • Funemployed scored a touchdown on ABC’s Book Club (13:50 mark). Marieke Hardy says: “It’s a wonderful, sad, beautiful, interesting memoir and anyone that’s working in music or art in Australia should definitely read it.”
  • i’ve been working on an 8-part Radio National series based on Funemployed. It’ll feature interviews with Judith Lucy, Warwick Thornton & Gareth Liddiard as well as plenty of folks from the book. It’s due to air Feb 2015.
  • I’ll be reading a letter to ‘The Book I Wish I’d Written’ at the Women of Letters launch along with Shaun Micallef & Kate Holden. Nov 12 at The Carlton in Bourke St, Melbourne. 7pm.
  • Crazy Bastards will feature in the “Best of Fresh Blood” ABC1 on November 26.
  • I’ll be taking part in an Art V Sport Great Debate at the Ian Potter Museum November 12. It’s free but RSVP here.
  • I highly rate Richard In Your Mind’s new album ‘Ponderosa.’ (They play Melbourne on Thursday.) As well as Mac DeMarco’s Salad Days and Bird Traps ‘The Colour Fields.

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NEWS (10/8/14)

  • Funemployed is going fabuloso! There’s a bunch of artist testimonials at justinheazlewood.com. It’s been described as “like getting a hug” and “like getting a punch in the face.” Amanda Palmer tweeted that we’ve both written the same book. Art is in the air.
  • I’ll be in conversation at the National Non-Fiction Festival next Sunday at Deakin Uni (Geelong Campus): www.wordforwordfestival.com.au. Sunday 24th I’ll be hosting the Funemployed panel at Melbourne Writers Festival – interviewing John Safran, Angie Hart, Ben Watt (UK), Clem Bastow & Tom Doig. Tickets: http://www.mwf.com.au/session/funemployed/#tickets.
  • My Advice Booth reprise at Sun Bookshop was fab. This lad posed ‘I want to study philosophy but there’s no job!’ ‘Don’t let that stop you,’ I replied. BukYtjlCAAEVePl
  • Brisbane: I’ll be appearing at Queensland Poetry Festival as The Bedroom Philosopher and hosting a Funemployed panel at Big Sound.
  • I’ll be supporting the great SPOD for two shows in Sydney at the Lansdowne Sep 19 and in Melbourne at the Old Bar Sep 26.
  • I’m living by myself for the first time. (Back in Thorndog, where I belong). I set my CD player alarm clock to AM instead of PM and came home to “How Bizarre” blaring.

Pae Hoddy & Me

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Thanks to everyone whoattended the Funemployed Tour! I had a blast. It ended in Brisbane at Southside Tea Room. Here’s Pae Hoddy (Th’ Grates) and myself mooching by the pinnies. I recommend the shakes (as in the drink). I’ll be at the Comedy Stage at Plunder In The Grass. (Thursday 7:45pm / Friday 6:45pm). Watch me phone in Northcote.

 

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News (12/6/14)

  • NOTE: My Brisbane show at Southside Tea Room now starts at 4:30pm! The Funemployed tour (as Justin Heazlewood) kicks off in July. (Click on venue for FB invite) Hobart (MONA July 5, The Night Owl July 6), Canberra (Smith’s Alternative July 12), Sydney (The Newsagency July 13), Brisbane (Avid Reader July 18, Southside Tea Room July 20). Check GIGS for latest info.
  • My program Crazy Bastards is now on iview. It’s Mad Men meets Wake In Fright.
  • I ran an advice booth at Readings recently. 
  • Funemployed book and EP are available here! You can read a sample chapter The Black Cat. Here is my Eight Things They Don’t Tell You About Being An Artist. Plus a self-interview with Three Thousand and a tell-something interview with Broadsheet.
  • I made a Mix for The Lifted Brow – songs for artists.
  • Art Day! was a ripping success. I read the whole book. It ran to time. There was palpable warmth emanating from the generous hearts of Australia’s creative brethren. Ultra thanks to my wing-readers Sabrina D’Angelo & Oliver Clark. Plus resident artists Yvette Coppersmith, David Blumenstein & John Pace. Love to The Awkwardstra and Fluorescent Organs. Two thumbs up.
  • I found somewhere to live. Reservoir. It’s the new Reservoir.
  • Happy 60th birthday Mum – July 2!

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  • Welcome to my new website! It was designed by CC Hua of Top Five Designs.
  • Sabrina D’Angelo’s ‘Why Do I Dream?’ – (the comedy show I co-wrote/directed) recently won Best Comedy at New Zealand Fringe.

News (1/9/13)

  • The Bedroom Philosopher Diaries has been repressed! I mean, re-pressed. It’s now in the SHOP along with the fleetingly relevant ‘A Very Beddy Christmas’ EP. All copies sold in November will be signed. (Drop me a line to personalise for a friend/Nan/lover.)
  • I’m layin’ low while I write my book ‘Funemployed,’ about being an artist in Australia. The book and a new album are due next year.
  • I made some station ID’s for ABC2, directed by SPOD. Here is Difficult Second Channel & ABC2 Rap.
  • I helped write the Melbourne Fringe show Sabrina D’Angelo – Why Do I Dream? It’s Mighty Boosh lost in a David Lynch flick. Check out the trailer.
  • I performed a new song on Adam Hills Tonight on July 17. Relive the magic.
  • I recorded a new album with SPOD & Richard In Your Mind. I love it / them. It’s sitting in the can.
  • The East Coast Ebook Tour is DONE! Congratulations to Brisbane, Canberra & Katoomba for winning best gig medals. Here’s a good review in Tone Deaf and an interview I gave for OffStreet Press.
  • Jane Campion’s ‘Sweetie’ is one of the best Australian films I’ve seen. I’ve often wondered if Australia could do the kind of humour shown in Taika Waititi’s ‘Boy.’ What became of Karen Colston? She out Gyllenhaal’s Gyllenhaal in ‘Secretary.’

Selling Out (Faster Louder – 2012)

Comedian Bill Hicks once said any artist who participates in a commercial was “off the artistic roll call, forever.” Bill was the original Gen-X soldier, declaring a war on advertising when anti-corporate sentiment was at its peak. I wonder what he’d make of today’s climate, where ‘selling out’ is something bands strive for rather than avoid. The Internet has reinvented the game, the music industry has tumbled and we’re empathetic towards artists needing ad-sync revenue. I can see the punk-philosopher’s eyes narrow, his puckered lips dragging on a cigarette.

“Oh Bill” he retorts in a winy voice, mocking me. “No-one’s buying records anymore, it’s so hard to make money at our concerts. We have to pay venue hire.” He throws a hand up, “Okay squirt! Well here’s a thought. Maybe, and hey, I’m no expert, but maybe, the problem is the fact say, oh I don’t know – (pause) you’re not very fucking good!” He holds his glare for a moment before exploding into a chesty cackle. “Hey buckaroo – if you think the music industry is hard, maybe you should try working in a fucking SWEAT SHOP where nine year old girls make the shoes you’re endorsing with your “fashion rock” and you’ll see that compared to making two dollars a day! I repeat TWO DOLLARS A FUCKING DAY – you kids ain’t getting such a bad deal – you sexless, godless, computer-generated wind-up clapping-monkey sell-outs!”

This catchcry continues to haunt musicians from the deep – bellowed from the ghettoes of the Internet. The 90’s hangover stands at the back of the gig with its arms crossed, threatening to bankrupt bands of their hard earned Indie-cred. Generational battle lines have been drawn as i-groovy Gen-Y tells dino-cynic Gen-X to get with the program. Did you not hear the news? Marketing won. They bought the Internet, an interactive station that we live inside 24-7. We review ads like short films and romanticise about 50’s ad-men. While bands have never sounded slicker, ads have never looked artier. With the world in recession and the user no longer paying, advertising in art has advanced from awkward compromise to base necessity. Hey, maybe it’s not all bad?

The notion that music should be commercially independent is relatively new. During the 1800’s artists, writers and composers relied on sponsorship from patrons and philanthropists. In the 1960’s musicians were on a short leashes, micro-managed by big labels and sent on packaged tours. The revolt came in the late 70’s with the punk underground and a notion that grass-roots equalled purity, mainstream meant compromise and labels were corrupt. The 90’s exploded the code, as Alternative bands managed to be underground and mainstream at the same time. It was an irony so severe it eventually proved fatal (I am of course talking about Ratcat), triggering another backlash against the corporate world, this time aimed at advertising.

During the 2000’s the Internet not only meant a closer connection between fan and artist, but a shrinking of the borders between the corporate and creative sectors. The News Corp. owned Myspace harked a new era of ‘independence’ with a grass-roots platform threatening to cut out the middle man/woman. Artists were given a record company kit and encouraged to pitch their lot in the marketing stream. It was the poster, the newspaper article and the radio rolled into one. This ‘band in a box’ mentality altered the way we consumed music. Carrie Brownstein, writing for NPR says “as exciting, democratizing and demystifying as a more global and decentralized music industry is, this bottomless sonic stew also means that we’ve largely divorced artists from place, history and physicality.”

In the old days, you would hold a CD in your hand, lie on your bed and pour over the details. It was a physical connection that carried with it a certain emotional and financial investment. By comparison, albums are now downloaded in bulk, fed into a normaliser and lost in the shuffle. Carrie argues that when music is stripped of context, it’s also stripped of artist intention. “We don’t care about album sequence (which is all about intention) or look at the band’s artwork or the label they’re on (again, all intentional decisions)…because as music fans — as consumers — there is nothing more appealing than something that is boundless. Therefore, we don’t really care what an artist’s intention is as long as his or her product is accessible to us.”

And so we relax our ideas of ‘artistic purity’ as we relax our belts from the glut of free music and movies we’ll never have time to digest. It’s little wonder we’re unfazed to hear Broken Social Scene in a Cadbury Commercial. Ads are just another form of airplay, and we’re happy to engage with them – the effort of searching the lyrics is investment enough. In 2007 Feist leant her song to a campaign for ipod Nano. The ad featured the official music video playing on an ipod. For the first time the artist and product were promoted side by side. (Co-promotion is common in films.) Purists got that syncing feeling while screenagers had an Apple bobbing party. Sales of ‘1234’ went from 2000 to 73, 000 in a week. In the media there was little protest, just praise for Australia’s Sally Seltmann who penned the track.

Rather than selling out, the new marketing model is “Buying In,” as explained in the book by Rob Walker: “Instead of being manipulated by marketing, consumers are using it to their advantage; and instead of being shaped by products, consumers are using them to express individual identity and social outlook.” In this design obsessed decade, brands like Apple and American Apparel model their products as ‘artworks.’ Purchases become ‘lifestyle choices’ that we can then promote on Facebook. On a network where friendships are commodified, songs are just another accessory to decorate our profiles and bolster our status.

Inspired by Morgan Spurlocks ‘The Greatest Movie Ever Sold’, Melbourne anti-folk artist Giles Field recently attempted to find product placement for his new album. He contacted local beer companies, pitching ad-space in exchange for funding.
“The idea was to place a radio style ad in the middle of the album and also sell the rights to the band name. So it would be Giles Field and the Mountain Goat Beers.” Despite his best efforts, Giles found his lack of profile made it hard to attract backers. “I got to the point where I figured I didn’t need to sell out for a high figure. I emailed Mountain Goat and said ‘I’m willing to be called Giles Field and Mountain Goat Beers for four beers,’ but they didn’t write back.”

While Giles’ case is exaggerated, it is indicative of today’s climate. Lead singer of one band I spoke to said, “We wish we could sell out.” Music publishing has become a lucrative and practical form of income, especially in a country where small population makes it near impossible to sustain a career on sales alone. Says Giles: “I would sell out in a heartbeat. I don’t see a problem with it. The only way music can really be art is if you write a song in your bedroom and show it to no-one. As soon as you’re asking people to pay money to come and watch you, as soon as any money is exchanging hands, that’s selling out for me. I don’t have a problem with that. The thing that people spend time on in their lives, you should get money for it. You don’t expect a teacher to teach for no money. I’m a musician, I expect to be paid for it.”

What would Bill Hicks make of all this? Would he get behind Converse’s Three Artists: One Song campaign? Would he mind The Clash leasing London Calling to British Airways? His message hasn’t mellowed with age: “You’re another corporate fucking shill, you’re another whore at the capitalist gang bang and if you do a commercial, there’s a price on your head. Everything you say is suspect and every word that comes out of your mouth is now like a turd falling into my drink.”