ARTIST OLYMPICS

GOLD – 100m Social Butterfly – Bridget Gourley.

SILVER – Parallel Universe Bar Routine – Angie Hart.

BRONZE – Discus Jockeys – (DJs who fling their records away after use) – Eamon Hanna.

4^th – Equalestrian –  (The horse does one lap of the jumps course with the rider on its back, then they stop, switch positions and do a second lap) – Nick Godsell.

5^th – Shot Put-Down – (Judging all the other events) – Al Blease.

6^th – 50m Brushstroke – Erica Renee.

7^th – 100m Print – Al Blease.

8^th – How High Jump – (For commissioned artwork) – Peter Cave.

Thanks to everyone who entered. Winners, can you please submit a small vial of urine to:
PO BOX 79, Fitzroy, 3065.

From me:
Dolevault
Syncronised Sinking
Fencing (part-time)

East Coast Tour starts soon feat. The Awkwardstra.
Facebook invite and booking info HERE.

Aug 29 – Black Bear Lodge, Brisbane – w/ Benjamin Law & Candy B
Aug 30 – The Loft, Gold Coast – w/ Candy B & The Melotonins
Sep 6 – Good God Small Club, Sydney – w/ Zoe Coombs Marr + Sabrina D’Angelo – Body Poet + SPOD (DJ Set)
Sep 7 – Zierholz @ University of Canberra – w/ Omar Musa & Leisure Suit Lenny
Sep 8 – Yours & Owls, Wollongong – w/ Zoe Coombs Marr + Sabrina D’Angelo – Body Poet
Sep 9 – Clarendon Guest House, Katoomba – w/ Zoe Coombs Marr + Sabrina D’Angelo – Body Poet